Correct timing to drink water

The correct timing to drink water will maximize its effectiveness to the human body:

1) 2 glasses of water 30 minutes before meal will help digestion

2) 1 glass after you wake up helps activate internal organs

3) 1 glass before you sleep will help avoid stroke or heart attack at midnight

4) 1 glass after taking a bath helps lower blood pressure

No One is Mine

No One Is Mine

No one is mine

may be i m not fine

no one cares 4me

no one has tears 4me

no one believe me

everyone says

leave me

if i every cry

no one even asks why?

and if i ever die

no one will cry

no one says take care

everyone says i dont care

when i need someone 4my self

i find no one 4help

i dont know why?

may be talking to me they feel shy...!!

No one is mine

May be i m not fine!

Legel but not Logical

A boy failed in exam. He said to his teacher I will ask u a question if u dont ans u'll have to give me A grade.

"Whats legal but not logical, logical but not legal, n neither logical nor legal?

Teacher cudnt ans.

He gave him a grade.

Later da student ansrd:

Sir, u r 63 yrs old n ur wife is 30 yrs old. datz legal but nt logicl.

ur wife has a 25 yrs old boyfrd, its logicl but not legal.

Now u hav given ur wife's lover "A" grade dats neither logicl nor legal :-D

Qissa Ek Chudai Ka

Qissa Ek Chudai Ka!!!

Pehle gardan pe kaat liya hum ne

Phir galoon ko chaat liya hum ne

phir dia hontoon pe namkeen bosa

bari dair talak mammo ko choosa

ungli kar kar pani dia nikal

boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal

josh-e-shevat mein loray ko rekha choot pe

dono haath jama diye us k doodh pe

zabt ki achanak asha toot gae

or us k sath he 1 or choot gayee

baad-e-chudai hum ne kia araam

ab kia dhoond rahe ho gaando gissa huwa tamam

This is Life

When i got enough confidence - the stage was gone

When i was sure of losing - i won

when i needed people the most - they left me

when i learnt to dry my tears - i found a shoulder to cry on

when i mastered the skill of hating - somebody started loving me

when after waiting for dawn i fell asleep - the sun finally came out

sometimes the last thing u want comes in first...... some times the first thing u want never comes...

THATS LIFE

11 Sex Tips

11 Tips to remember before doing sex

1) Air condition the room

2) Spray romantic perfume

3) Avoid noise

4) Use quality condom

5) Start slowly with gentle kiss, suck and seducing touch

6) Always prefer wet sex to reduce pain

7) Spend at least 2 hours for sex

8) Freshen up ur mouth before lip kissing

9) Switch on some romantic music

10) Have sex regularly 4 healthy living

11) return to ur own home safely......

Mohabbat Dukh Deti hai

Mohabbat dukh to deti hai

magar ek baat kehni hai

k jisko chaha jata hai

zaruri ye nahi hota k usko paa liya jaye

kabhi us k bicharne se

muhabbat kum nahi hoti

zara si dair pahle to

yehi ehsas hota hai k

koi jee nahi sakta

magar phir rafta rafta he haqeeqat khulti jati hai

k muhabbat wo nahi hoti k

jisko pa liya jaiye

mohabbat wo b hoti hai

jo hamesha saath rehti hai

kabhi dukh k andheron mein

kabhi khushion k daman mein kabhi wo ass deti hai

kabhi umeed deti hai

Mohabbat tum se hai

Mera wajood sirf meri mohabbat se hai

mujhe garoor bohat apni mohabbat pe hai

ki hai us se mohabbat main ne bepanah

or meri zindagi ka sakoon sirf meri mohabbat se hai

chahte honge mujhe shayad or bhi log bohat?

magar mujhe mohabbat sirf apni mohabbat se hai.!

Bhula Denge

Bikharti rait per kis naqsh ko aabad rakhy ga

wo mujhko yad rakhy b to kitna yad rakhy ga

usay bunyad rakhni hai abhi dil mein muhabbat ki

magar ye sang sene per wo mere baad rakhy ga

palat ker b nahi dekhi uski ye be rukhi hum ne

bhula denge usay aisa k woh b yaad rakhega

Hoshyari

1) Kisi dost ki larai hojay to dushman ziyada hon to apne dost ko hi peet do.

2) Agar kisi ka kuch nahi begaar sakte to us pe laanat bhejo ya thook phenk k bhag jao.

3) Kabhi pitne lago to dushman ko bhai banalo.

4) Hamesha mashwara lo magar do nahi warna zalil he ho gy.

5) Kabhi apne dost pe bharosa na karo agar wo bharose k kabil hota to kisi ache insan ka dost hota tumhara nahi.