is raat ki kali siyahi mein kuch pyar k deep jalain hum
aj itna pyar karen hum tumko tum mere ehsas ki garmi mein hojao goom
tum mery ankhon mein khoie raho main tumhari zulfun mein jakra raho
bas tumhari banhon mein mery zindagi ki sham hojae
The correct timing to drink water will maximize its effectiveness to the human body:
1) 2 glasses of water 30 minutes before meal will help digestion
2) 1 glass after you wake up helps activate internal organs
3) 1 glass before you sleep will help avoid stroke or heart attack at midnight
4) 1 glass after taking a bath helps lower blood pressure
No One Is Mine
No one is mine
may be i m not fine
no one cares 4me
no one has tears 4me
no one believe me
everyone says
leave me
if i every cry
no one even asks why?
and if i ever die
no one will cry
no one says take care
everyone says i dont care
when i need someone 4my self
i find no one 4help
i dont know why?
may be talking to me they feel shy...!!
No one is mine
May be i m not fine!
A boy failed in exam. He said to his teacher I will ask u a question if u dont ans u'll have to give me A grade.
"Whats legal but not logical, logical but not legal, n neither logical nor legal?
Teacher cudnt ans.
He gave him a grade.
Later da student ansrd:
Sir, u r 63 yrs old n ur wife is 30 yrs old. datz legal but nt logicl.
ur wife has a 25 yrs old boyfrd, its logicl but not legal.
Now u hav given ur wife's lover "A" grade dats neither logicl nor legal :-D
Qissa Ek Chudai Ka!!!
Pehle gardan pe kaat liya hum ne
Phir galoon ko chaat liya hum ne
phir dia hontoon pe namkeen bosa
bari dair talak mammo ko choosa
ungli kar kar pani dia nikal
boli wo tarap k jaldi se daal
josh-e-shevat mein loray ko rekha choot pe
dono haath jama diye us k doodh pe
zabt ki achanak asha toot gae
or us k sath he 1 or choot gayee
baad-e-chudai hum ne kia araam
ab kia dhoond rahe ho gaando gissa huwa tamam
When i got enough confidence - the stage was gone
When i was sure of losing - i won
when i needed people the most - they left me
when i learnt to dry my tears - i found a shoulder to cry on
when i mastered the skill of hating - somebody started loving me
when after waiting for dawn i fell asleep - the sun finally came out
sometimes the last thing u want comes in first...... some times the first thing u want never comes...
THATS LIFE
11 Tips to remember before doing sex
1) Air condition the room
2) Spray romantic perfume
3) Avoid noise
4) Use quality condom
5) Start slowly with gentle kiss, suck and seducing touch
6) Always prefer wet sex to reduce pain
7) Spend at least 2 hours for sex
8) Freshen up ur mouth before lip kissing
9) Switch on some romantic music
10) Have sex regularly 4 healthy living
11) return to ur own home safely......
Mohabbat dukh to deti hai
magar ek baat kehni hai
k jisko chaha jata hai
zaruri ye nahi hota k usko paa liya jaye
kabhi us k bicharne se
muhabbat kum nahi hoti
zara si dair pahle to
yehi ehsas hota hai k
koi jee nahi sakta
magar phir rafta rafta he haqeeqat khulti jati hai
k muhabbat wo nahi hoti k
jisko pa liya jaiye
mohabbat wo b hoti hai
jo hamesha saath rehti hai
kabhi dukh k andheron mein
kabhi khushion k daman mein kabhi wo ass deti hai
kabhi umeed deti hai
Mera wajood sirf meri mohabbat se hai
mujhe garoor bohat apni mohabbat pe hai
ki hai us se mohabbat main ne bepanah
or meri zindagi ka sakoon sirf meri mohabbat se hai
chahte honge mujhe shayad or bhi log bohat?
magar mujhe mohabbat sirf apni mohabbat se hai.!
Bikharti rait per kis naqsh ko aabad rakhy ga
wo mujhko yad rakhy b to kitna yad rakhy ga
usay bunyad rakhni hai abhi dil mein muhabbat ki
magar ye sang sene per wo mere baad rakhy ga
palat ker b nahi dekhi uski ye be rukhi hum ne
bhula denge usay aisa k woh b yaad rakhega
1) Kisi dost ki larai hojay to dushman ziyada hon to apne dost ko hi peet do.
2) Agar kisi ka kuch nahi begaar sakte to us pe laanat bhejo ya thook phenk k bhag jao.
3) Kabhi pitne lago to dushman ko bhai banalo.
4) Hamesha mashwara lo magar do nahi warna zalil he ho gy.
5) Kabhi apne dost pe bharosa na karo agar wo bharose k kabil hota to kisi ache insan ka dost hota tumhara nahi.
apna sarapa apna watan apni zindagani mangta hon
ye lafz mera asasa main kahani mangta hon
baag-e-ghraeeba watan-e-gulistan kahkashan dar kahkashan
rashk krein arz O samma ye hay gulshan-e-jawan
sir ura don dushman ka tagh-e-toofani mangta hon
ye lafz mera asasa mein kahani mangta hon
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Ek Sardar ko shadi k 3 month baad beta hua
Sardar to wife:
Ye 3 month k baad beta kse hua?
Wife:
Ap ki shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
Sardar:
3 Month
Wife:
Aur Meri Shadi ko
Sardar:
3 Month
Wife:
Aur bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:
3 Month
Wife:
Total Kitne Hue?
Sardar:
Oye Waqae 9 Mahine ho gaye. BaLLe BaLLe.
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1 bus driver ki seat k peche likha tha
Agar Khuda ne chaha tu manzil tak pahuncha donga
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Agar mery jhuki nazar tu maa kasam Khuda se he milwa donga
Wafa Ki Laj mein usko mana Lete to acha tha !!!
ANA ki Jang mein aksar JUDAE jeet jati hai.
Teri Yaadien
Teri yaadon k iwa kia hai?Kuch Nahi.
Na wo Din jo Roshni de
Na wo Raat jo Rahat de
Na wo Lamha jo Guzre
Na wo Pal jo There
Na wo Waqt jo Thame
Na wo Soch jo Sanwre
Teri Yaadon k Siwa kia hai?
bas
Ek Khayal hai jis mein tera Basera hai
Ek Pukar hai jis mein tu Thera hai
Ek soch Hai
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