JoKes

Ek Sardar ko shadi k 3 month baad beta hua

Sardar to wife:
Ye 3 month k baad beta kse hua?

Wife:
Ap ki shadi ko kitna arsa hua?

Sardar:
3 Month

Wife:
Aur Meri Shadi ko

Sardar:
3 Month

Wife:
Aur bacha kitne month k baad?

Sardar:
3 Month

Wife:
Total Kitne Hue?

Sardar:
Oye Waqae 9 Mahine ho gaye. BaLLe BaLLe.




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Agar Khuda ne chaha tu manzil tak pahuncha donga
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Agar mery jhuki nazar tu maa kasam Khuda se he milwa donga