Jokes

Jail

1 admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya

Admi kaway ko ghar Le gaya
or
pinjray mein bund krdia

Kawwa jaag k bola

Hi ALLAH JAIL HOGAE
Lagta hai driver mar gia

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Dukh is baat ka nahi

Mere mehboob ki shadi
Raqib se ho gae

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI!

Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye
shadi pe bulaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI!

Wo khushian manate rahe

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI!

Meri mohabbat ka khoon ho gaya

DUKH IS BAAT KA NAHI!

Dukh to is baat ka hai ke..

wahan..

mujhy..

PEPSI nahi mili

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